[Photos: Splash News]
VANESSA MINNILLO: I'm so happy to be here in my jumpsuit. Things could not be better right now. I... wait, why are people staring at me weirdly? Is something wrong? Do I have deodorant stains all over my outfit? Is my... OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL?
VANESSA: Robin. ROBIN. HELP ME. Have you seen my feet?
ROBIN ANTIN: Hi, honey, are you a fan? Is this just a ploy to get my autograph? Because you can just ask.
VANESSA: No, Robin. It's ME. Vanessa. Former TRL host, dating Nick Lachey...
ROBIN: Whatever you say, kiddo! What should I sign?
VANESSA: FOCUS. I need help. My FEET are missing. Where could I have left them?
ROBIN: Well, stranger, I've never been asked to sign feet before.
VANESSA: I AM NOT ASKING -- oh, forget it. I'm never going to find them. This is going to be so awkward to explain to Nick.
ROBIN: If it helps, Random Person, whenever I lose something, the first place I check is my plastic surgeon's office. NOT THAT I USE ONE. I just go there to say hi.
VANESSA: That's no help. Dammit. Could I have left them at the beach that time? Or the other beach? Or that one resort in that place? Or by the pool at that other hotel?
ROBIN: Maybe you left them at work.
VANESSA: "Work"?
ROBIN: Never mind. Good luck, and if you change your mind about that autograph, Fangirl, I'll just be right over there.
