VALENTINO: Anne. Pet.
ANNE HATHAWAY: Hello!
VALENTINO: I cannot believe my eyes.
ANNE: Thank you! I AM pretty pleased with my dress. My cleavage looks a bit fabulous.
VALENTINO: SO WHITE.
ANNE: ... Okay, now I have no idea whether it's a compliment or not.
VALENTINO: How are you so PALE? It's so UNNATURAL!
ANNE: ... Did he just tell me MY skin is unnatural?
VALENTINO: Skin the color of paper! It has to be a practical joke! Where is that George Clooney? Is he behind this?
ANNE: But this is totally the skin color I was born with -- I'm fair, you know? I like myself that way.
VALENTINO: Like? LIKE?
ANNE: Yeah! I'm proud of how I look. Porcelain skin is in, man.
VALENTINO: HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
ANNE: No, really, it's...
VALENTINO: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
ANNE: You're serious?
VALENTINO: HA.
ANNE: Because...
VALENTINO: HAH HA HAAAAAAAAA HA HA HAAA. IT MADE A FUNNY! HA HA HA HA!
ANNE: This is going to be a long night.
