This photo is so painfully tantalizing.
I mean, how can you resist wanting to see the rest of the outfit that involves a ruffled one-shoulder bodice THAT poofy? The mind races. I imagined everything from a long ball gown to a bubble skirt shaped like a giant tomato to a sleek lower half completely different than the Dynasty promise of all that crimson volume.
What I somehow did not imagine was this:
I mean, how can you resist wanting to see the rest of the outfit that involves a ruffled one-shoulder bodice THAT poofy? The mind races. I imagined everything from a long ball gown to a bubble skirt shaped like a giant tomato to a sleek lower half completely different than the Dynasty promise of all that crimson volume.
What I somehow did not imagine was this:
It's a BLOUSE CAPE.
OVER A BODYSUIT.
I am speechless. It's what Joan Collins would wear if she joined the Cirque du Soleil.
And yet somehow, most magically of all, not even a small nation's worth of fire-engine fabric managed to swaddle EVERY inch of her body.
[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]
Come on, Officer -- reach out and zip someone.
