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EVA HERZIGOVA: Hello there, Claudia.
CLAUDIA SCHIFFER: Hello, granny panties. Oops, I mean, Eva.
EVA: Doing okay? You look a little shell-shocked.
CLAUDIA: Oh, I'm fine, just... suddenly I feel very thigh. Oops, I mean, dressed. I feel dressed. Heavily, heavily dressed.
EVA: God, RIGHT? Me too.
CLAUDIA: You... what?
EVA: I just want to tear off all this itchy fabric! Better hope there's not an open bar, or else people are going to see a lot more of me than they thought tonight!
CLAUDIA: MORE than... you know what, I think I need to find that bar right now.
