Everything had been going so well! I literally just said to someone that Jessica Stroup here has been looking so cute lately. And I was correct. But apparently I jinxed her. (Sorry, Jessica. I've also stopped watching your show. I know. I didn't think I could quit a 90210 franchise either, but the episode where Shenae and Tristan Wilds -- who deserves better -- went on a road trip and spent the ENTIRE TIME singing the praises of Dr Pepper broke me. I actually turned it off in the middle of one of their conversations and deleted the season pass. Literally, said converstion was like, "I love Dr. Pepper. Because you know what? It is not a road trip without Dr. Pepper. Dr Pepper is SUPER refreshing. Which is what I need on this road trip we're on: refreshment in the form of a cold Dr. Pepper." While prominently waving around a can of it. CLICK.) Anyway, look at her now:
Oh, honey. No. You have lovely long legs. But not in this. In this, you look like you're about to fall over because those wee little stumps couldn't possibly hold up the rest of your body. And I do not think that's what you were going for. In fact, judging from the bow tie, Colonel Sanders of KFC has taken over sponsorship of 90210 and you're going to have to spend the next month talking about how much your character's angst has made you hungry for chicken, and at this event, you were simply going for a nice corporate tie-in. (No pun intended. Well, not entirely.) This is also not a good choice, by the way, but it doesn't REQUIRE you to look short. Just something to keep in mind.
Oh, honey. No. You have lovely long legs. But not in this. In this, you look like you're about to fall over because those wee little stumps couldn't possibly hold up the rest of your body. And I do not think that's what you were going for. In fact, judging from the bow tie, Colonel Sanders of KFC has taken over sponsorship of 90210 and you're going to have to spend the next month talking about how much your character's angst has made you hungry for chicken, and at this event, you were simply going for a nice corporate tie-in. (No pun intended. Well, not entirely.) This is also not a good choice, by the way, but it doesn't REQUIRE you to look short. Just something to keep in mind.
