I have been thinking about this, and I think I actually might love it:

The pattern is so dramatic, but the cut is really simple, so I feel like it works. But this pattern is not for everyone. Although I like it, in clinical trials it was proven to cause headaches, anxiety, insomnia, nausea, constipation, vomiting, dry mouth, abnormal fixation on low-fat cheeses, indigestion, heartburn, drowsiness, ringing in the ears, dizziness, weight gain, joint pain, blurred vision, nasal congestion, a marked increase in saliva, diabetes, suicidal thoughts, high blood pressure, abnormal muscle movements that accidentally became permanent, unexplained and freaky rashes and swelling, hyperthyroidism, gas, canker sores, spontaneous yeast infections, impotence, hair loss, and death. Please notify your doctor if you experience any of the above side effects from this pattern.
The pattern is so dramatic, but the cut is really simple, so I feel like it works. But this pattern is not for everyone. Although I like it, in clinical trials it was proven to cause headaches, anxiety, insomnia, nausea, constipation, vomiting, dry mouth, abnormal fixation on low-fat cheeses, indigestion, heartburn, drowsiness, ringing in the ears, dizziness, weight gain, joint pain, blurred vision, nasal congestion, a marked increase in saliva, diabetes, suicidal thoughts, high blood pressure, abnormal muscle movements that accidentally became permanent, unexplained and freaky rashes and swelling, hyperthyroidism, gas, canker sores, spontaneous yeast infections, impotence, hair loss, and death. Please notify your doctor if you experience any of the above side effects from this pattern.




