Could someone please explain to me WHAT is going on with Blake Lively lately?
From the neck up, of course, she looks amazing, because she is very beautiful. From the neck down she looks, as Heather said to me yesterday, like an East German ice dancer attending a Communist spectacular in the late 70s. No offense to Communists. But hootchier. This dress is also, by the way, backless. Blake Lively, I don't know why no one else has told you this, but I will: you don't need a backless, cleav-tacular, one-sleeved dress with a giant slit up the side to look alluring. You are alluring enough to begin with and now you just look CHEESY. Like, the giant slit on the same side of the dress as your one sleeve? Really? REALLY? You're not on Dancing With the Stars, and you don't need to be. This disaster plus the Nina Ricci custom-made satin sausage you wore to the Oscars has me, frankly, concerned for you. Why are you so tacky all of a sudden? What is happening with you? WHY DOESN'T SOMEONE HELP YOU?
From the neck up, of course, she looks amazing, because she is very beautiful. From the neck down she looks, as Heather said to me yesterday, like an East German ice dancer attending a Communist spectacular in the late 70s. No offense to Communists. But hootchier. This dress is also, by the way, backless. Blake Lively, I don't know why no one else has told you this, but I will: you don't need a backless, cleav-tacular, one-sleeved dress with a giant slit up the side to look alluring. You are alluring enough to begin with and now you just look CHEESY. Like, the giant slit on the same side of the dress as your one sleeve? Really? REALLY? You're not on Dancing With the Stars, and you don't need to be. This disaster plus the Nina Ricci custom-made satin sausage you wore to the Oscars has me, frankly, concerned for you. Why are you so tacky all of a sudden? What is happening with you? WHY DOESN'T SOMEONE HELP YOU?
