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May 6, 2009

Met Ball Fug Carpet: Paulina Porizkova

Well, I love Paulina Porizkova, and I think however she's doing her aging has been a magnificent choice for her. I also wish she and Janice Dickinson had gotten the chance to be on the same ANTM judging panel. Neither of them mince their words but it'd give us so many genius squabbles because while Paulina's critiques can be stern, Janice is Janice, and YES.

However:

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She looks like the hottest woman in the Polyphonic Spree, whose day job is at an Orange Julius stand and who brushes her hair about 400 times a day.

And for those of you who craved a Mischa/Paulina comparison a week or so ago, let's go ahead and stick 'em side by side:

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That's pretty bang-on, readers. If Mischa does grow up to look like Paulina, she can count herself very lucky indeed, although frankly I'd prefer it if she got jiggy with a couple different cheeseburgers and maybe a ham sandwich. While I think that is probably an optical illusion and NOT, in fact, Mischa's jutting hipbone up there on the left in her photo (which is good because we both still think Mischa looks better in that dress than she has in about 95 percent of other things she's worn in the history of Ever), the kid still appears to have forgone solid food. Not worth it, Mischa -- not even for Paulina's jaw and cheekbones.

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