I am so pleased Shalom Harlow wore this, because it almost broke my brain in the most gleeful way.
It reminds me a bit of when I was little, and I'd want to play a game in which I was a princess and/or some sort of bride (but not The Princess Bride, because that came out later), so I'd grab the comforter off my bed and wrap it around myself and parade around my bedroom while wondering if I could still reasonably sing songs from Annie if I were dressed as royalty.
And of COURSE Shalom is wearing footless tights underneath all that fabric -- God forbid she show any ANKLE. It's just so much. SO MUCH. Is she secretly pregnant everywhere but her hands, the arch of her foot, and her neck? Did she maybe get a really hideous tattoo recently while inebriated, and is refusing to expose any inch of herself until she's gone through the lengthy and agonizing removal process? Is she going to throw off the outerwear and perform a solo from Cats to show off that her new anti-perspirant totally passed the sweat-stain test? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, SHALOM?
It reminds me a bit of when I was little, and I'd want to play a game in which I was a princess and/or some sort of bride (but not The Princess Bride, because that came out later), so I'd grab the comforter off my bed and wrap it around myself and parade around my bedroom while wondering if I could still reasonably sing songs from Annie if I were dressed as royalty.
And of COURSE Shalom is wearing footless tights underneath all that fabric -- God forbid she show any ANKLE. It's just so much. SO MUCH. Is she secretly pregnant everywhere but her hands, the arch of her foot, and her neck? Did she maybe get a really hideous tattoo recently while inebriated, and is refusing to expose any inch of herself until she's gone through the lengthy and agonizing removal process? Is she going to throw off the outerwear and perform a solo from Cats to show off that her new anti-perspirant totally passed the sweat-stain test? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, SHALOM?
