This picture ALSO makes me laugh:

She's all like, "Yeah. I know. It's short. Take the picture, bub." I also love the woman in jeans in the background -- clearly a photographer or something -- who is just sort of slack-jawed by what she's seeing. I like to imagine that she's staring at Madonna right now. Although, in fairness, when I saw what Madonna was wearing, I looked more like this:

Wait, that's wrong. I was NOT asking anyone how to talk to an angel. It was more like this:
She's all like, "Yeah. I know. It's short. Take the picture, bub." I also love the woman in jeans in the background -- clearly a photographer or something -- who is just sort of slack-jawed by what she's seeing. I like to imagine that she's staring at Madonna right now. Although, in fairness, when I saw what Madonna was wearing, I looked more like this:

Grouchy, green, surrounded by trash....and LOVING IT.
Who was I even talking about? Oh, yes. Anne Hathaway. Well, now I've totally forgotten what I was going to say about her, except I think that kind of covers it, no? She's totally underwhelming to me on this occasion and I feel like she could have really rocked it out, like she did the Oscars. Instead....meh.




