From the neck up, Sara Paxton is adorable.

But honey, I'm pretty sure Donna Martin wore that to Algebra back in the day. They still let her graduate, so that's something, and this is -- in its way -- a kinder and more thoughtful tribute to the old 90210 than the new spinoff nightmare is. But I still think you should turn around, go back to your room, and trade the jams and orthopedic Keds and belly shirt for something that doesn't make me worry you're headed off to college to bleach your hair and start dating a musician who destroys pumpkins in a jealous rage and then shoves you down a flight of stairs.
But honey, I'm pretty sure Donna Martin wore that to Algebra back in the day. They still let her graduate, so that's something, and this is -- in its way -- a kinder and more thoughtful tribute to the old 90210 than the new spinoff nightmare is. But I still think you should turn around, go back to your room, and trade the jams and orthopedic Keds and belly shirt for something that doesn't make me worry you're headed off to college to bleach your hair and start dating a musician who destroys pumpkins in a jealous rage and then shoves you down a flight of stairs.




