God knows, I thought Taraji P Henson looked AWESOME throughout the past awards season, so she was due for a misstep eventually. And here it is:
Dude. You are hot. You were also the best thing about Benjamin Button, which I FINALLY saw (on a plane, of course, because I like to watch movies on the tiniest screen possible with the least amount of room for my limbs) and about which I have myriad complaints, all of which I recognize are about nine months too late to get into now (MYRIAD! Like, how is it possible that Brad Pitt was living in a world with no nosy neighbors who found his aging backwards curious? And how did Cate Blanchett explain to people that hey, now she has this random baby and guess what? It's getting younger! And why did he turn BACK into a baby at the end instead of staying man-sized but with a baby head? AND why didn't Cate's daughter seem to notice that her mom was gallivanting around a lot with some mysterious toddler she'd never seen before? AND....okay, I'll stop there. ALTHOUGH I HAVE MORE. Including: don't ever make me wade through seven hours of footage just to get to hot Brad Pitt ever again). Anyway, Taraji is very talented AND she's adorable, so she is probably one of the last people in Hollywood who need to cram themselves into what I suspect is actually a top to get attention. Size up, my friends! NO ONE ELSE WILL KNOW AND YOUR BOOBS WILL STAY IN.
Dude. You are hot. You were also the best thing about Benjamin Button, which I FINALLY saw (on a plane, of course, because I like to watch movies on the tiniest screen possible with the least amount of room for my limbs) and about which I have myriad complaints, all of which I recognize are about nine months too late to get into now (MYRIAD! Like, how is it possible that Brad Pitt was living in a world with no nosy neighbors who found his aging backwards curious? And how did Cate Blanchett explain to people that hey, now she has this random baby and guess what? It's getting younger! And why did he turn BACK into a baby at the end instead of staying man-sized but with a baby head? AND why didn't Cate's daughter seem to notice that her mom was gallivanting around a lot with some mysterious toddler she'd never seen before? AND....okay, I'll stop there. ALTHOUGH I HAVE MORE. Including: don't ever make me wade through seven hours of footage just to get to hot Brad Pitt ever again). Anyway, Taraji is very talented AND she's adorable, so she is probably one of the last people in Hollywood who need to cram themselves into what I suspect is actually a top to get attention. Size up, my friends! NO ONE ELSE WILL KNOW AND YOUR BOOBS WILL STAY IN.
