Uh-oh.

I wondered if Chloe's appearance yesterday was the harbinger of more crazy craziness from Ms Sevigny. And now it appears my question has been answered. And apparently the answer is: HELL YES. To which I say: BRING IT ON, SISTER. I can take your super shorty short shorts and your tonsorial salute to Donald Trump's majestic comb-over. I relish them. I am READY for them. I HAVE MISSED THEM. I command you to look at the events on your social calendar for this summer and devote yourself to wearing the bat-shit-craziest things you can find to each of them. Out-do your past self. Show those wackadoo upstarts like Katy Perry and Aubrey O'Day how it's REALLY done. I mean it. This summer. You and me. Fugger v. fuggee. Your assignment is to veer drastically between wearing, like, a bucket as a tube top one day and looking wildly hot the next, and mine is to tell the internet my deeply conflicting feelings about you. Just like in the olden days. Seriously. Keep making the rounds. I promise you, it's going to be awesome.
I wondered if Chloe's appearance yesterday was the harbinger of more crazy craziness from Ms Sevigny. And now it appears my question has been answered. And apparently the answer is: HELL YES. To which I say: BRING IT ON, SISTER. I can take your super shorty short shorts and your tonsorial salute to Donald Trump's majestic comb-over. I relish them. I am READY for them. I HAVE MISSED THEM. I command you to look at the events on your social calendar for this summer and devote yourself to wearing the bat-shit-craziest things you can find to each of them. Out-do your past self. Show those wackadoo upstarts like Katy Perry and Aubrey O'Day how it's REALLY done. I mean it. This summer. You and me. Fugger v. fuggee. Your assignment is to veer drastically between wearing, like, a bucket as a tube top one day and looking wildly hot the next, and mine is to tell the internet my deeply conflicting feelings about you. Just like in the olden days. Seriously. Keep making the rounds. I promise you, it's going to be awesome.




