OH. DARYL HANNAH. Honey. Honey, no. No, no no no. Noooooo. That skirt. That is....really short. Like, Lisa Rinna-style short and even she wore tights with it.
Just...I don't even know what to tell you, lady. This shit ain't right. We both know that. Don't tell me you don't know that. EVERYONE knows that when your skirt reveals the soft, tender flesh of your inner thighs as they delicately kiss one another, IT'S TOO DAMN SHORT.
The good news is, this event appears to be at Stella McCartney's store. She TOTALLY sells pants. Or skirts. Or longer dresses. So help is close at hand.
Just...I don't even know what to tell you, lady. This shit ain't right. We both know that. Don't tell me you don't know that. EVERYONE knows that when your skirt reveals the soft, tender flesh of your inner thighs as they delicately kiss one another, IT'S TOO DAMN SHORT.
The good news is, this event appears to be at Stella McCartney's store. She TOTALLY sells pants. Or skirts. Or longer dresses. So help is close at hand.
