I know Kristen Stewart's latest haircut is for a role -- she's allegedly playing Joan Jett -- but seriously, this movie cannot start and finish shooting fast enough. Because the haircut she got for the part, while perhaps apt, is also BAD.
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She's stuck for however long walking around town with a head-suit that not only DESPERATELY needs to go to the dry cleaners (is it in her contract that she can't wash it?), but which can be expressed in mathematics terms as Wayne Campbell + Alice Cooper รท Adam Lambert, and then attacked by a Flowbee. With the possible addition of a zombie in there somewhere, as it appears she may be going all Method for this and forsaking sleep because it's, like, totally not rock-and-roll. Maybe a wig would've been better. Not that I don't appreciate commitment, but now she and Robert Pattinson could pit their coifs against each other in a sloppy grease-off and it would be a pretty tight contest.
I am a tiny bit concerned that all this will rub off on her co-star -- and also her New Moon castmate -- Dakota Fanning. We've been thrilled that Dakota seems to have avoided turning into a Hollywood lunatic, but lately she's been palling around with K.Stew so much that I'm afraid she might turn into her or someone like her:
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She's stuck for however long walking around town with a head-suit that not only DESPERATELY needs to go to the dry cleaners (is it in her contract that she can't wash it?), but which can be expressed in mathematics terms as Wayne Campbell + Alice Cooper รท Adam Lambert, and then attacked by a Flowbee. With the possible addition of a zombie in there somewhere, as it appears she may be going all Method for this and forsaking sleep because it's, like, totally not rock-and-roll. Maybe a wig would've been better. Not that I don't appreciate commitment, but now she and Robert Pattinson could pit their coifs against each other in a sloppy grease-off and it would be a pretty tight contest.
I am a tiny bit concerned that all this will rub off on her co-star -- and also her New Moon castmate -- Dakota Fanning. We've been thrilled that Dakota seems to have avoided turning into a Hollywood lunatic, but lately she's been palling around with K.Stew so much that I'm afraid she might turn into her or someone like her:
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The math of THIS is Mischa Barton + Ashlee Simpson from 2005 x Adam Lambert + Lori Petty. None of which I would've expected on a Fanning. Do what you need to do, I guess, Dakota, but just please don't become all sullen and sleep-deprived and blurry and greasy and braless and develop trouble getting out of cars while keeping your crotch hidden, like so many other young actresses out there. Tread carefully, kid, is what I'm saying.
