God help me, but the edgy stylings of one Ms. Fergie Ferg Duhamel have been growing on me lately. I actually like this:
It KIND OF seems as if her midsection is being clamped by a gargantuan hair accessory, but somehow she makes it look good. And the underlying dress is sexy-short but not gynecological, and it has shape without being overly poofy and twee. (The bodice line is not actually crooked; it's just the angle at which she's standing.) I might even be starting to like the darker hair -- it makes her coloring pop out in an exotic way. I mean, am I secretly hitting the bottle in my sleep, shuffling in a half-dream-state to the bar and sticking a bendy straw inside my flask of tequila? Or is she looking kind of hot?
Wait, before you answer, check out another outfit of hers that's giving me a bit more pause:
It KIND OF seems as if her midsection is being clamped by a gargantuan hair accessory, but somehow she makes it look good. And the underlying dress is sexy-short but not gynecological, and it has shape without being overly poofy and twee. (The bodice line is not actually crooked; it's just the angle at which she's standing.) I might even be starting to like the darker hair -- it makes her coloring pop out in an exotic way. I mean, am I secretly hitting the bottle in my sleep, shuffling in a half-dream-state to the bar and sticking a bendy straw inside my flask of tequila? Or is she looking kind of hot?
Wait, before you answer, check out another outfit of hers that's giving me a bit more pause:
[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]
Hmm. I like how the straps of the shoes play off the criss-cross design of the dress -- not to be confused with the Kris Kross design, which would of course be something worn backwards -- but I cannot shake the feeling that this is one closed crotch away from being the official uniform of Slytherin's rhythmic-gymnastics team. So while overall I prefer all of this to the Pippi Longstocking Goes To Girl-Scout Camp days of yore, I'm feeling Dress #1 more than Draco Malfoy's prom date up there.
