I am never going to get over the cancellation of Lipstick Jungle. Wait. Cashmere Mafia. I'm also not ever getting over the cancellation of Lipstick Jungle, except for how Robert Buckley's abs are on One Tree Hill now, so I don't care anymore. But Cashmere Mafia -- though terrible -- also featured completely cracked out costumes for Lucy Liu here, the likes of which I will NEVER SEE AGAIN until Pat Field gets another job on a nighttime soap. HER CHARACTER JOGGED WEARING A FUR. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW AWESOME THAT IS? The good news is that Lucy Liu herself is prone to wearing crazy, amazing and cramazing items all on her own, so it's SORT of like the same thing, except that so far she hasn't been spotted jogging in a fur. Sadly. While we're waiting for that to happen, let's talk about this:
I think it is both crazy and amazing, and for me, therefore, I'm pretty sure this is falling into the Cramazing category. Sure, from afar, it looks as though the bodice is spotted with dirt that fell from the hydrangea blooming on her bosom, but when you have flora planted in your brassiere, that is simply the price you pay. Am I right? There are few who could work brassiere-planted flora, so if you fall into said category, it's almost a crime not to work it. Ergo, for me, La Liu is NOT GUILTY. Because I think she's working it. I'm not sure if that was clear, there. Is what I am saying.
I think it is both crazy and amazing, and for me, therefore, I'm pretty sure this is falling into the Cramazing category. Sure, from afar, it looks as though the bodice is spotted with dirt that fell from the hydrangea blooming on her bosom, but when you have flora planted in your brassiere, that is simply the price you pay. Am I right? There are few who could work brassiere-planted flora, so if you fall into said category, it's almost a crime not to work it. Ergo, for me, La Liu is NOT GUILTY. Because I think she's working it. I'm not sure if that was clear, there. Is what I am saying.
