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June 10, 2009

Fug Practice

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TIM DALY: Hey, Kate.

KATE WALSH: What up?

TIM: Our show turned CRAZY this year, right?

KATE: Oh, did it? I didn't really notice.

TIM: Um, yeah. Whatshernuts from Felicity is stealing Judging Amy's baby! It's like Young and the Restless or whatever all of a sudden.

KATE: I had no idea. Taye Diggs is so mesmerizingly good-looking that I sort of go into a semi-coma every time we're at work. What is my character doing? Are WE hooking up?

TIM: No. You're having an affair with this dude who is like a total charisma vacuum. Apparently he infected your wardrobe.

KATE: Excuse me?

TIM: BORING.

KATE: Me?

TIM: It's like you look great from the thighs down and the neck up. Otherwise, SNORE. BOXY SNORE. BOXY SNORE YOU BOUGHT FROM CHICO'S.BOXY SNORE YOU BOUGHT FROM CHICOS THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A TUNIC. BOXY SNORE YOU --

KATE: Enough. I get it. God. You're so irritating.

TIM: But still rakishly rumpled and handsome, yes?

KATE: Just shut up.

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