"You know, I could still turn around and go back to the hotel. I've only taken a few steps here. This can be undone, right? I can put my husband's undershirt back where I found it and unwrap the sarong I made out of Hefty bags and take off my strange ankle-cuff shoes and buy Wall-E on Pay Per View and order room service and curl up and eat it in one of the $80 robes they hang in the bathroom, and then I won't have to watch this boring movie I'm in AND I won't have to answer questions about what I'm wearing. I can still do this! I can leave, right? I can! I'm going to... [CAMERA FLASH] Dammit."
