I have a theory.
It is this: When you are wearing something that looks suspiciously like harem pants, you should not also wear your tunic top, unless you are specifically attending some kind of kitschy harem-focused Arabian Nights party, like Celine Dion's second wedding, in which case this whole thing is too boring ANYWAY, because said party probably requires you to go all out. In daily life, the sad truth is that one must separate one's harem pants from one's tunic top. I know. It's a cruel fact of life, but it must be done to avoid looking too obsessively thematic.
Note: This theory is negated if you are an old lady, in which case you should wear whatever you want, and, in fact, this is perfect for gossip and mahjong by the pool.
It is this: When you are wearing something that looks suspiciously like harem pants, you should not also wear your tunic top, unless you are specifically attending some kind of kitschy harem-focused Arabian Nights party, like Celine Dion's second wedding, in which case this whole thing is too boring ANYWAY, because said party probably requires you to go all out. In daily life, the sad truth is that one must separate one's harem pants from one's tunic top. I know. It's a cruel fact of life, but it must be done to avoid looking too obsessively thematic.
Note: This theory is negated if you are an old lady, in which case you should wear whatever you want, and, in fact, this is perfect for gossip and mahjong by the pool.
