ANNA FARIS: Hi, Kristen. Or should I call you Helga?
KRISTEN BELL: Why would you do that?
ANNA: Because you look like some kind of S&M milkmaid.
KRISTEN: I was going for "retired Jabba slave."
ANNA: You didn't quite hit it. I could MAYBE see that you're at a Xena: Warrior Princess fan club gala.
KRISTEN: Can we stop ragging on me, and talk about how your dress strap is actually a zipper?
ANNA: No.
KRISTEN: Why not?
ANNA: Because it's sort of funky.
KRISTEN: IS IT, though?
ANNA: Compared to your bodice? Yes, Helga, it is.
KRISTEN: Dammit.
ANNA: It's okay. If we make The House Bunny II: Udder Madness, about a sorority of militant Dutch cow-tippers, you can TOTALLY audition.
