I imagine this is the souvenir that incredibly rich people buy in
Hawaii, for when they can't bear to stick a plastic girl wearing
coconuts and grass on their limousine dashboards.
It's just a shame that Hana Soukupova is all dressed up and ready to hula when there's no high-fashion luau to attend. Maybe someone ought to wake up and throw one -- true, I can't imagine A-Dubs signing off on serving a giant salted pig that's been cooking in the ground, but once the champagne starts flowing and the limbo stick comes out, I'd pay good money to see her and A.L.T. go head-to-head.
It's just a shame that Hana Soukupova is all dressed up and ready to hula when there's no high-fashion luau to attend. Maybe someone ought to wake up and throw one -- true, I can't imagine A-Dubs signing off on serving a giant salted pig that's been cooking in the ground, but once the champagne starts flowing and the limbo stick comes out, I'd pay good money to see her and A.L.T. go head-to-head.
