You know, coming up on five years of writing this blog (...wow), I often think that I have lost the ability to be stunned or amazed or horrified or thrilled by anything anyone wears. And yet it turns out that I HAVEN'T. My reactions to things are still as powerful and loud as they once were, lo those many years ago, when this blog began. How else to explain the fact that I actually screeched, "OH MY GOD," when this popped up on my computer screen:
OH MY GOD GIRL. I do not want to couch my reaction to this in any sweet words or kind protestations or anything that would detract you from my actual feelings about this: YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. THIS IS HIDEOUS. WHAT'S WITH THE FEATHER PURSE? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? YOUR FRIENDS AND STYLISTS ARE WRONG. THIS IS WRETCHED. WRETCHED. DON'T EVER WEAR THIS AGAIN.
Sorry to drift into Kanye-esque ALL CAPS but....LET'S GET REAL. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
OH MY GOD GIRL. I do not want to couch my reaction to this in any sweet words or kind protestations or anything that would detract you from my actual feelings about this: YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. THIS IS HIDEOUS. WHAT'S WITH THE FEATHER PURSE? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? YOUR FRIENDS AND STYLISTS ARE WRONG. THIS IS WRETCHED. WRETCHED. DON'T EVER WEAR THIS AGAIN.
Sorry to drift into Kanye-esque ALL CAPS but....LET'S GET REAL. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
