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June 23, 2009

Iron Fug II

Haiku For Mickey Rourke

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[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Mickey, Mickey, no.
Your lunacy can charm, yes.
But you need a shirt

Maybe you forgot?
I know these things can happen.
A Post-It might help!

Truly. Just a note:
"Shoes, pants, shirt, accessories."
Avert a mishap!

I just want to help.
And don't want you to catch cold.
Remember your health!

I'm glad we talked.
Communication is key.
Feel better? I do!


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