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STEPHANIE PRATT: So, Lo, I've been thinking.
LO BOSWORTH: Good for you! That is kind of a big deal for you sometimes.
STEPHANIE: Thanks. So anyway, I've been wondering... do you think we're interesting enough to carry The Hills next season?
LO: Well...
STEPHANIE: I mean, everyone on the show is blonde now that Audrina changed her hair. I'm not as evil as Spencer, I'm not as whiny as Heidi, I don't have Audrina's boobs or any kind of dramatic lovelife woes, and now they're bringing on Kristin from Laguna Beach to be the bitch. I'm really not sure what we're supposed to do. In fact, I'm not completely sure what you've EVER contributed except for a few glares at Audrina once.
LO: Why do you think I am wearing this jumpsuit?
STEPHANIE: I was going to ask.
LO: I have almost nothing to offer that show. But if I start looking totally insane, people won't forget about me. They will PAY ATTENTION.
STEPHANIE: Is that really the right kind of attention, though?
LO: Honey, those heinous Jon and Kate people have six Us Weekly covers in a row just because they act like jerks to each other and feel unduly sorry for themselves. If I can string together a few more idiotic genie-pants jumpsuits that put a phantom ten pounds on me, I'm at LEAST set for a few Fashion Police segments or a piece with the headline, "Lo Expectations," and then LOOK OUT WORLD. I will LO-BALL you!
STEPHANIE: What does that even mean?
LO: I don't know, I'm still working on a catchphrase.
