Why so coy, Leighton?
You look like you have a secret. A naughty, naughty secret. What could that be about? The top/front of your dress is sort of interesting and cool. But that wouldn't provoke such a self-amused little smirk. Could it possibly have something to do with the fact that there exist almost NO pictures of your backside at this event? Were you scuttling about the Movie Awards like a chic little crab? Have you started to grow a tail? What is happening here, dear B?
You look like you have a secret. A naughty, naughty secret. What could that be about? The top/front of your dress is sort of interesting and cool. But that wouldn't provoke such a self-amused little smirk. Could it possibly have something to do with the fact that there exist almost NO pictures of your backside at this event? Were you scuttling about the Movie Awards like a chic little crab? Have you started to grow a tail? What is happening here, dear B?
WELL WELL. That IS a surprising turn of events. As Heather said to me just now, when you think "Leighton Meester," you don't necessarily think, "butt cleav." Although my theory is that because Ms LM is putting out a pop album, we may be seeing more cleav of all sorts from her, so as to differentiate her Pop Star persona from her Actress one. Which is alarming, if only because it appears that her Pop Star persona has taken a left turn at Near Butt Crack Avenue and is slowly careening towards Pantsless Boulevard, AKA the main drag of Lady Gagaville. But there is still time to save this driverless car/metaphor! You have the power, Leighton, to make THIS MOMENT the MOST ASSLESS of your moments in the spotlight. In fact, I advise STRONGLY that you go no more pantsless than this. This should be the APEX of your pantlessness. One CAN be a pop star and still keep one's bum mostly under wraps. Think about it!
PS: I don't know why you need to be a pop star at all when you're already basically the best actress on the CW but NO ONE EVER ASKS ME.
