On the plus side, this dress works better in black and white than it did when Miley Cyrus wore something similar:

Sure, she looks like something from the Decorative Arts section of the Met -- she's a vase! she's an urn! she's a delicately needlepointed chair! -- but at least she's a delicately needlepointed chair with great legs. Surely this can be salvaged! Let's see the back!
Sure, she looks like something from the Decorative Arts section of the Met -- she's a vase! she's an urn! she's a delicately needlepointed chair! -- but at least she's a delicately needlepointed chair with great legs. Surely this can be salvaged! Let's see the back!




