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"So, Phoebe, what did you do today?"
"Oh, you know. The usual. I wandered the streets of Hollywood in a cocktail gown and a skipper's hat, looking wistful and eating gummi bears."
"Then what happened?"
"This seemingly sweet old lady came running up from behind and whacked me with her cane. She told me to get a job and scampered off. She was surprisingly spry."
"I'm sure you deserved it."
"Yes, maybe I did. Can you hand me my dunce cap and that bag of popcorn? I'm late for shift outside of Kitson."
"So, Phoebe, what did you do today?"
"Oh, you know. The usual. I wandered the streets of Hollywood in a cocktail gown and a skipper's hat, looking wistful and eating gummi bears."
"Then what happened?"
"This seemingly sweet old lady came running up from behind and whacked me with her cane. She told me to get a job and scampered off. She was surprisingly spry."
"I'm sure you deserved it."
"Yes, maybe I did. Can you hand me my dunce cap and that bag of popcorn? I'm late for shift outside of Kitson."




