So, I have to admit that I personally am kind of stoked that Kristin Cavallari is joining the cast of The Hills. I loved her on Laguna Beach and I really appreciate that kind of relaxed shit-stirrer vibe she has. Like, she has no problem riling people up, you know? But she does it the way I would order a latte: totally, totally calmly, like it's something she does every day and she knows she's about ten minutes away from getting exactly what she wants and she just has to wait patiently for it to be handed to her. Whereas, say, Spencer Pratt riles people up the way I would walk into a cloud of killer bees: screeching and screaming and waving his arms around like a little girl. I know K. Cav introduced Spencer and Heidi whilst she was dating Brody, and I admit I really hope that while she's working on luring Brody away from his crazy current girlfriend she takes a moment to inflict some soft-scripted power play on Spencer that will bring him to his knees in the span of about fifteen seconds because I seriously think she could do it, mostly because I think she realizes Spencer is ridiculous and she isn't scared of him the least, whereas he sort of freaked out LC on a regular basis (which I can kind of get). HOWEVER, this has got to go:
[Photos: Splash News]
Sweet pea. That's just too tight. And look at the rest of it:
Sweet pea. That's just too tight. And look at the rest of it:
(A) Facially, you weirdly look like Hayden Pantywaist in this picture. I never noticed that before.
(B) Honestly, Hayden Pantywaist has a better job than you do, but you've been looking hotter than she does lately -- she caught Frumpyitis from Milo Ventiimmmmsmfmamamammggiggllglalaladddddaaaaa and it hasn't worn off yet -- so way to go with that.
(C) But still. Let's be frank. This is NOT A GOOD IDEA. Go up a size! For the love of pete! Go up a size and then you'll be allowed to BREATHE and EAT. Breathing and eating are AWESOME.
