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June 12, 2009

The Fugton Sisters

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NICKY: Hey, Paris, sorry about Doug.

PARIS: What now?

NICKY: Doug, your ex?

PARIS: Who?

NICKY: You dated for six months... just broke up...

PARIS: Doesn't ring a bell. Hey, how does my bra look?

NICKY: It looks... like a bra.

PARIS: And my headband?

NICKY: Like you're Bjorn Borg.

PARIS: Who? Is that some other guy you think I was seeing?

NICKY: Sigh. No. He's a tennis--

PARIS: Whatever. I'm bored. I'm glad we don't eat food any more, so that we can just go straight to the bar and WORK IT. Los Angeles needs to smell what I'm cooking.

NICKY: Are you sure it's not too soon to be on the prowl?

PARIS: Too soon after what?

NICKY: It's been, like, six hours since Doug.

PARIS: Who?

NICKY: Never mind.

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