The Real Fugwives of Fug Fugk

Fug file:

basic (or unbasic) black,
jumpsuit,
reality TV,
SIGH,
The Real Housewives of Wherever

Apparently, in my frustration-fueled jumpsuit roundup of yesterday, I missed one.

[Photo: Splash News]

I didn't realize people were making trouser versions of tank bathing suits from the Land's End summer catalog. Do we think the entire thing is swimming-friendly? I don't suppose anyone would be up for chucking her in the drink to find out...?