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VENUS: Um, Serena?
SERENA: Um, Venus?
VENUS: So... you have your own fashion line, right?
SERENA: Yep.
VENUS: And therefore it's fair to say people want you to design clothes that will be sold for money?
SERENA: Hells yeah.
VENUS: And therefore it's ALSO fair to say that people must think you are stylish?
SERENA: Uh-huh.
VENUS: And yet you are wearing those pants?
SERENA: Damn skippy.
VENUS: ... Did you think that one through?
SERENA: Chill, sis -- you have a degree in fashion design, and you're wearing a satin dress with a built-in tuxedo bib.
VENUS: But I still look sort of fabulous, as opposed to you in your gold lame genie pants with a crotch so low it could hide the Wimbledon men's trophy in it if you wanted to smuggle it out.
SERENA: Oh, REALLY. Well. Tell you what -- let's have a wager. If I win the tournament by beating you in the final, you have to wear these pants around London for one full day.
VENUS: Since I'm the one who has won Wimbledon FIVE TIMES, including the last two and in fact beating YOU in 2008 to take it home, I will take that bet. And if I win again, you have grant me three wishes AND burn the pants.
SERENA: Shut up, fool. I'm in.
VENUS: It's ON.




