It's hard to believe that this well-dressed and, frankly, pretty adorable girl is actually Katy "Sushi Leotard" Perry:
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Because THIS girl is so cute. Her vest is a little wacky, but she's working it and I love the orange skirt. She looks like the sort of funky but really cute girl who lives down the hall from you and has some kind of wacky business -- she's like a dog-walker or something -- that allows her to sign for packages for you and check on your pets while you're out and you think she's kooky but very trustworthy and she always has a funny story about, like, the time she got caught in a subway train with Bradley Cooper and how it was the best day of her life. You don't know her very well but she's charming and very pretty and you wish her the best. THAT Katy Perry seems like a treat.
Too bad THIS is the Katy Perry we usually have to deal with. BEHOLD:
Because THIS girl is so cute. Her vest is a little wacky, but she's working it and I love the orange skirt. She looks like the sort of funky but really cute girl who lives down the hall from you and has some kind of wacky business -- she's like a dog-walker or something -- that allows her to sign for packages for you and check on your pets while you're out and you think she's kooky but very trustworthy and she always has a funny story about, like, the time she got caught in a subway train with Bradley Cooper and how it was the best day of her life. You don't know her very well but she's charming and very pretty and you wish her the best. THAT Katy Perry seems like a treat.
Too bad THIS is the Katy Perry we usually have to deal with. BEHOLD:
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UGH. This is that annoying bitch down at the other end of the hallway who's always listening to audio recordings of drum circles at 3 a.m. at full volume and having screaming fights with her boyfriend, who never wears any pants and is often seen smoking outside your front door only wearing bikini briefs. Can't we trade this one for the other? PLEASE? The metaphorical drum circles are KILLING ME.
UGH. This is that annoying bitch down at the other end of the hallway who's always listening to audio recordings of drum circles at 3 a.m. at full volume and having screaming fights with her boyfriend, who never wears any pants and is often seen smoking outside your front door only wearing bikini briefs. Can't we trade this one for the other? PLEASE? The metaphorical drum circles are KILLING ME.
