Attach the usual disclaimers here: Leona Lewis is indeed very lovely, and she's certainly very talented and, ergo, deserves better than this:
In addition to the fact that I am really seriously concerned this thing is going to slip down and show us all her bodacious leonas, it also kind of makes her look like an aging background member of Miami Sound Machine, as it seems to have ample droopy nooks and crannies in which one could store one's maracas. I guess this is what it looks like when the rhythm DOES finally get you. I knew that song was a cautionary tale.
In addition to the fact that I am really seriously concerned this thing is going to slip down and show us all her bodacious leonas, it also kind of makes her look like an aging background member of Miami Sound Machine, as it seems to have ample droopy nooks and crannies in which one could store one's maracas. I guess this is what it looks like when the rhythm DOES finally get you. I knew that song was a cautionary tale.
