As luck would have it, this is totally what I wore when I was celebrating the 4th of July at TAO in Vegas!
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It goes without saying that girlfriend has a great body but OH MY GOD THOSE ARE PASTIES UNDERNEATH A BLAZER. This is what you wear when, at some point, you are going to dramatically rip off said blazer as you strut confidently toward the pole while "Pour Some Sugar on Me" blares from the speakers. I do enjoy how BORED she looks, though, all, "yeah, I'm wearing sequined pasties. YAWN. Can you all just wig out about this now so we can get it over with and get on with our night?"
Always one to please, let's take a closer look and commence the wigging out. This is....well, it's TECHNICALLY safe for work, but if your boss would find it odd that you're examining pasties in close up, consider yourself warned.
It goes without saying that girlfriend has a great body but OH MY GOD THOSE ARE PASTIES UNDERNEATH A BLAZER. This is what you wear when, at some point, you are going to dramatically rip off said blazer as you strut confidently toward the pole while "Pour Some Sugar on Me" blares from the speakers. I do enjoy how BORED she looks, though, all, "yeah, I'm wearing sequined pasties. YAWN. Can you all just wig out about this now so we can get it over with and get on with our night?"
Always one to please, let's take a closer look and commence the wigging out. This is....well, it's TECHNICALLY safe for work, but if your boss would find it odd that you're examining pasties in close up, consider yourself warned.
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I....look. Let's get real here. I have to admit that I am kind of impressed, in spite of myself, just at the fact that THIS HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE. People wear all kinds of dumb-ass things out and about, as we have chronicled here to the best of our abilities. But this one takes STONES. It's not every girl who finds herself in her hotel room, looking at her black blazer, and thinks, "Tank top, or sequined pasties? Tank top....or pasties? Hmm. Well, it IS a holiday," and then pasties it up, outside of what I imagine happens in the as-yet-unproduced and probably also unwritten sequel to Glitter. And if there's anything I can do to repay Rihanna for making this brave, crazy, and yet still somewhat entertaining choice, it is to warn her that if ANYONE tries to get her to appear in anything Glitter-related that is not actually literally pasties covered in glitter, SAY NO. Actually, it's not a bad idea to pass on the pasties either. As entertaining as they may be.
