Heather and I just admitted to each other that we were both literally unable to accept the fact that Rosamund Pike here is wearing....knickers.
We were like, "that's totally a skirt, right? Like, an UGLY, UGLY skirt?" But, no. These are instead the ugliest harem pants ever created by human hands. In fact, I think they might have been created by INHUMAN hands. Yes, that's right. I just floated the theory that Satan spends his spare time kicking back down in Hell, stitching wee pieces of picnic tablecloth to diaphanous white material, and cackling about the retina-searing, soul-inflaming, leg-havoc they will unleash on any weak mortal foolish enough to don them, and the accompanying horror that will wash over any innocent bystanders to said donning. AND APPARENTLY HE WAS RIGHT.
The rest of this is terrible too, but I can't really see it all that well. SINCE I'M BLIND NOW.
We were like, "that's totally a skirt, right? Like, an UGLY, UGLY skirt?" But, no. These are instead the ugliest harem pants ever created by human hands. In fact, I think they might have been created by INHUMAN hands. Yes, that's right. I just floated the theory that Satan spends his spare time kicking back down in Hell, stitching wee pieces of picnic tablecloth to diaphanous white material, and cackling about the retina-searing, soul-inflaming, leg-havoc they will unleash on any weak mortal foolish enough to don them, and the accompanying horror that will wash over any innocent bystanders to said donning. AND APPARENTLY HE WAS RIGHT.
The rest of this is terrible too, but I can't really see it all that well. SINCE I'M BLIND NOW.
