Apparently, it's WTF ANTM Day here at GFY. Because Eva Pigford wasn't the only Top Model winner running around this week. The sad truth is, we're featuring my three favorite winners today. You already saw Eva, but here's poor CariDee:
She doesn't look utterly wretched. But we've GOT to talk about this hair situation. I don't know what's going on with the actual CUT, but the styling makes her look like She-Trump with an accessories fetish.
And then, like Maude, there's Jaslene:
She doesn't look utterly wretched. But we've GOT to talk about this hair situation. I don't know what's going on with the actual CUT, but the styling makes her look like She-Trump with an accessories fetish.
And then, like Maude, there's Jaslene:
There's a reason Jaslene -- who, as regular readers know, is totally my favorite of the past winners -- is posing with her arm protectively over her nipples and her friend is giving the camera such a gleeful, "OH NO YOU DON'T" face. Poor Jaslene's otherwise pretty dress is FULLY SHEER from the waist up. I have to tell you, if I were a celebrity - god forbid - I would seriously consider going to these events in Kevlar. Because stuff that SEEMS fine in your bedroom is apparently the capital of Nudesville under those photographers' lights and until someone takes Heather up on her brilliant idea of opening an establishment where you can check these things yourself, how are you supposed to know? That's not even a rhetorical question. I quite seriously hope this is something that Rachel Zoe addresses on the second season of her reality show because, say what you will about her, her girls never flash Unapproved Nip or Peekaboo Bra. WHAT IS THE SECRET? And could someone PLEASE tell Jaslene for next time?
