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MADONNA: ... and so I said to the dude, "You can't spell 'MALAWI' without 'LAW,' am I RIGHT? GIVE IT UP FOR FOLLOWING RULES!" And he was like, "Right on," and gave me the kid! I'm so stoked!
STELLA: Happy to help you celebrate. Especially if it means trotting out my legs, which are pretty enviable.
MADONNA: My legs don't have FEET. See?
STELLA: Presumably they do SOMEWHERE, though, yes?
MADONNA: Footless legs are totally the new cone bras.
STELLA: I could make you a jumpsuit with room to hide your feet.
MADONNA: The feet I don't want people to think I have hiding under here?
STELLA: Yes, those.
MADONNA: FABULOUS.
STELLA: But I'd need you to leave the hat at home. It kind of feels like you're trying to be Justin Timberlake with breasts.
MADONNA: Justin? That guy has feet. We're NOTHING ALIKE.
STELLA: ... Whatever. Let's go home.
