Thank god Katie "Jordan" Price is handling her recent divorce with all the gentle sensitivity and low-key good taste we've all come to expect from her, much like Jon Gosselin:
[Photos: Splash News]
Poor tortured soul. Clearly she can barely manage to pull herself out of bed to be wrestled into her feather-trimmed bustier and tutu, so heart-broken is she. Shall we see how these, her virtual widows weeds, look from the rear? [Only marginally safe for work, I hate to break it to you.]
Poor tortured soul. Clearly she can barely manage to pull herself out of bed to be wrestled into her feather-trimmed bustier and tutu, so heart-broken is she. Shall we see how these, her virtual widows weeds, look from the rear? [Only marginally safe for work, I hate to break it to you.]
What a (literally) cheeky cry for help, for compassion, for understanding as she carefully navigates the tragical uncharted waters of singledom. Does this not whisper gently, "I loved, I lost, I long desperately for healing hands to sooth my heartbroken soul"?
Oh, wait. No. What it's actually saying is, "Is there an opening for a new girl at the Crazy Horse?" God, I always get those two mixed up.
