I'm not really sure what's going on with Lily Allen these days, and usually she's kind of Out There and jabbering about something or other, so I decided to look up her Twitter feed. According to that, sometime in the last 24 hours "someone just took [her] nuts from under [her] nose" -- which would be upsetting whether she's talking about figurative testes, literal ones, or even just a pot of lightly salted cashews -- and a few hours before THAT, she wrote, "Today I am purely a spectator."
Perhaps that explains this:
[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]
Clearly, Lily didn't choose this -- she merely SPECTATED while her id staged a coup and junked up those cute shoes by pairing them with leggings, a cheap nightie, and a vest that looks like she nuked a piece of tin foil and then peeled it off the microwave walls and wore it out to the bar. It's very... it's like a dash of Lohan's delusion, a few tablespoons of Katie Price's tackyness, and a sprinkling of Posh's desire to make heads turn by looking semi-alien. If this is the result of having one's nuts swiped from under one's nose, I am going to lock mine up in a very safe place indeed.
Perhaps that explains this:
[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]
Clearly, Lily didn't choose this -- she merely SPECTATED while her id staged a coup and junked up those cute shoes by pairing them with leggings, a cheap nightie, and a vest that looks like she nuked a piece of tin foil and then peeled it off the microwave walls and wore it out to the bar. It's very... it's like a dash of Lohan's delusion, a few tablespoons of Katie Price's tackyness, and a sprinkling of Posh's desire to make heads turn by looking semi-alien. If this is the result of having one's nuts swiped from under one's nose, I am going to lock mine up in a very safe place indeed.
