I never understood why everyone flipped out about Kate Gosselin's haircut. Yes, it's not great, but it's also not the first of its kind. Posh Spice did it long before the reverse-mullet was even a glint in Kate's eye, and even Kimberly Wyatt -- who I know is of The Pussycat Dolls only because that's what the Internet keeps insisting -- beat her to it.
Hopefully this is not an ongoing pattern for them wherein Kate picks up their messy thirds. Because we all know Posh has gone pantsless before, and sure enough, here comes Kimmy:
[Photo: Splash News]
That's not a shirt. That's two flannel pillowcases pinned together at the shoulders. I've seen infants in more full-coverage outfits, and half of their ensembles involve the word "Pampers." Please, Kate Gosselin, do not pick up this cue from your hair twin. I already accidentally saw paparazzi photos of you flashing your underwear; I do not need any more of you (or your odious ex) in my life.
But, back to Kimberly Wyatt: Based on the facial expression of the woman behind her, I have a sneaking suspicion that Kimberly here is using those tights as trousers, espousing the tragic "you can't spell 'panty hose' without 'pants'" school of thought. Let's take a look-see:
Hopefully this is not an ongoing pattern for them wherein Kate picks up their messy thirds. Because we all know Posh has gone pantsless before, and sure enough, here comes Kimmy:
[Photo: Splash News]
That's not a shirt. That's two flannel pillowcases pinned together at the shoulders. I've seen infants in more full-coverage outfits, and half of their ensembles involve the word "Pampers." Please, Kate Gosselin, do not pick up this cue from your hair twin. I already accidentally saw paparazzi photos of you flashing your underwear; I do not need any more of you (or your odious ex) in my life.
But, back to Kimberly Wyatt: Based on the facial expression of the woman behind her, I have a sneaking suspicion that Kimberly here is using those tights as trousers, espousing the tragic "you can't spell 'panty hose' without 'pants'" school of thought. Let's take a look-see:
Clearly her poor handbag is actually just trying to WARN us. Cheeky, Kimberly. Very cheeky. In every sense of the word. But may I remind you that all the world is NOT, in fact, a stage? So since you are not in the middle of a performance of Chicago, and you're not in the middle of a burlesque show at the International Convention of Tartan Artisans (a.k.a. Tartisans), you might want to keep your hot pants to yourself.
