Oh, Hofit Golan. Sweet Hofit "Phoebe-Price-esque Princess of Cannes" Golan. How hard you do try.
But, see, they already HAVE a Care of Magical Creatures teacher at Hogwarts. Ditto Herbology. So there might not be much need of a lady who looks like she's caught in the middle of a botched transfiguration into a giant African Violet. Although -- to mix literary references for one shameless second -- if they ever move the royal meeting from Ascot Racecourse to a track through the looking glass in Wonderland, you will totally be its queen.
But, see, they already HAVE a Care of Magical Creatures teacher at Hogwarts. Ditto Herbology. So there might not be much need of a lady who looks like she's caught in the middle of a botched transfiguration into a giant African Violet. Although -- to mix literary references for one shameless second -- if they ever move the royal meeting from Ascot Racecourse to a track through the looking glass in Wonderland, you will totally be its queen.
