Oh, Kim Kardash.
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Girl, you're single now. And I'm not saying you need to start looking for a new man -- you and Reggie Bush just broke up! I get it! You're in mourning. You really want to be home rolling around in a pair of sweats and moaning, in between long stretches where all you do is eat carbs and snap at strangers innocently walking past your house to "get a room." We've all been there. But as soon as you feel ready to hear some loving, constructive advice, consider this mine: when the time comes that you feel ready to meet someone new (be it in real life or on some kind of apocalyptic reality programming in which you and Brody Jenner pick out dates for each other), MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT WEARING THOSE PANTS.
[Photo: Splash News]
Girl, you're single now. And I'm not saying you need to start looking for a new man -- you and Reggie Bush just broke up! I get it! You're in mourning. You really want to be home rolling around in a pair of sweats and moaning, in between long stretches where all you do is eat carbs and snap at strangers innocently walking past your house to "get a room." We've all been there. But as soon as you feel ready to hear some loving, constructive advice, consider this mine: when the time comes that you feel ready to meet someone new (be it in real life or on some kind of apocalyptic reality programming in which you and Brody Jenner pick out dates for each other), MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT WEARING THOSE PANTS.
