BRUCE JENNER: Um, Kris?
KRIS (KARDASHIAN) JENNER: Yes?
BRUCE: What's the idea behind wearing an old gym towel belted to your dress? Are you having so much trouble keeping up with the Kardashians that you're breaking into a sweat? Ha ha ha!
KRIS: Very funny, Bruce. But no. It's there for YOU.
BRUCE: Me?
KRIS: You're an athlete!
BRUCE: Okay...?
KRIS: So, you know, you might want to do something athletic, randomly, maybe even right now!
BRUCE: I might?
KRIS: Just to remind everyone of your glory years!
BRUCE: I don't think that's going to happen.
KRIS: You didn't even think about it! Just consider it.
BRUCE: No.
KRIS: Come on. My kids are getting their own spinoff show. I want one TOO. I want it NOW.
BRUCE: This was maybe not the way to sell me on the idea.
KRIS: FINE... let's see if you feel that way when I pull out your old decathlon uniform from 1976!
BRUCE: Oh, Lord.
