So, I decided I didn't like this dress when America Ferrera wore it, and now, almost a year later, I'm going to stand by that opinion:
[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
For starters, I don't like her hair. It reminds me of what I do with my curly locks while they're air-drying: I clip up the front pieces so that they don't dry with reckless disregard for my occasional need to leave the house and not look like I've been electrocuted. Sometimes, I forget to take the clips out, or my hair isn't dry yet, and I go out to the store with those clips in and I look kind of silly. Such is life. But Kristen Davis presumably didn't just leave hers in by accident; she appears to have echoed my mid-air-drying phase (sans the curls) on PURPOSE. Which... no. This is a pretty lady with great hair, and here it's blah. And blah is sometimes worse than flat-out awful.
As for the dress: The addition of a necklace, and subtraction of the random black belt, do nothing to improve its palatability. Time has not made this thing any less distractingly swirly, nor has it taught the dress's bodice how to cradle a lady's dairy shelf. Kids, don't let Smooshy Boob Syndrome happen to you.
[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
For starters, I don't like her hair. It reminds me of what I do with my curly locks while they're air-drying: I clip up the front pieces so that they don't dry with reckless disregard for my occasional need to leave the house and not look like I've been electrocuted. Sometimes, I forget to take the clips out, or my hair isn't dry yet, and I go out to the store with those clips in and I look kind of silly. Such is life. But Kristen Davis presumably didn't just leave hers in by accident; she appears to have echoed my mid-air-drying phase (sans the curls) on PURPOSE. Which... no. This is a pretty lady with great hair, and here it's blah. And blah is sometimes worse than flat-out awful.
As for the dress: The addition of a necklace, and subtraction of the random black belt, do nothing to improve its palatability. Time has not made this thing any less distractingly swirly, nor has it taught the dress's bodice how to cradle a lady's dairy shelf. Kids, don't let Smooshy Boob Syndrome happen to you.
