I hate being lulled into a false sense of security.
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For instance, looking at this much of Maria Menounos, you might think to yourself, "She's pretty. It's a black dress. Nothing to see here."
But you'd be wrong:
[Photo: Apega/WENN.com]
For instance, looking at this much of Maria Menounos, you might think to yourself, "She's pretty. It's a black dress. Nothing to see here."
But you'd be wrong:
She IS pretty, and it IS black, but it is ALSO HAMMER CAPRIS. I'm not sure if it's a hammer-capri JUMPSUIT, or if it's a shirt tucked into pants; I suspect it's the former, but I want to believe it's the latter, because a) then this monstrosity is easily undone at the end of the night; b) it means maybe nobody else has done this and we can send ninjas into her house to hijack the separate pieces and destroy them, so it will never be seen again; and c) the fact of anyone making a hammer-capri jumpsuit could break my brain. Unless it's MC Hammer himself, because you can't touch that, as he is 2 Legit 2 Quit. Maria Menounous, though? She is not so legit that she can't give up on this outfit, and I hope after this event, she did.
