So, it appears Katie "Jordan" Price has a new book out!

It's called Sapphire -- as perhaps we should have guessed from her thematically appropriate ensemble - and it's about string theory with a special emphasis on black hole entropy. Oh, wait. I'm wrong. It's actually about a party planner named Sapphire who learns to love again. OR DOES SHE? (I haven't read the book, but I bet that she does.)
I must salute Katie for her...commitment to sparkle motion, shall we say? This girl is wholly willing to dress like a deranged extra from an Adult production of Swan Lake -- let's call it Swan Naked, perhaps, or Swoon Lake, if we're going to be classy about it -- if that's what it takes to move the merchandise. Whatever that merchandise may be. Ahem.
It's called Sapphire -- as perhaps we should have guessed from her thematically appropriate ensemble - and it's about string theory with a special emphasis on black hole entropy. Oh, wait. I'm wrong. It's actually about a party planner named Sapphire who learns to love again. OR DOES SHE? (I haven't read the book, but I bet that she does.)
I must salute Katie for her...commitment to sparkle motion, shall we say? This girl is wholly willing to dress like a deranged extra from an Adult production of Swan Lake -- let's call it Swan Naked, perhaps, or Swoon Lake, if we're going to be classy about it -- if that's what it takes to move the merchandise. Whatever that merchandise may be. Ahem.




