I'm wondering if the same people on Gossip Girl who are sabotaging Blake Lively ALSO have a little bit of a hate-on for Taylor Momsen. Check out what she wore on-set recently:
[All Photos: Splash News]
It would seem Little J's plot this season could be all about how she spent her summer vacation as the semi-slutty mechanic's aide who likes to shove wrenches suggestively into her hot-pants pockets, and then check the oil over and over again with that erotic dipstick. Maybe she'll even relaunch her fashion line to be geared toward grease-monkeys who just want to give the guys in the tire-rotation trenches something to feel good about every day.
I don't feel good at all about this next piece, though:
[All Photos: Splash News]
It would seem Little J's plot this season could be all about how she spent her summer vacation as the semi-slutty mechanic's aide who likes to shove wrenches suggestively into her hot-pants pockets, and then check the oil over and over again with that erotic dipstick. Maybe she'll even relaunch her fashion line to be geared toward grease-monkeys who just want to give the guys in the tire-rotation trenches something to feel good about every day.
I don't feel good at all about this next piece, though:
NOW I am wondering if Little J got herself arrested over the summer, and is part of the world's hungriest chain gang at a minimum-security, maximum-exposure prison. Also, I am pretty sure I bought that hair at Aah's five years ago when I went as Hilary Duff (circa Raise Your Voice) for Halloween, and it looks right now, on Taylor, EXACTLY as it did the other day when I cleaned out my garage and pulled it out of a Tupperware storage bin.
Oh, TAYLOR. That lazy cross around your neck can't help you now.
