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BLAKE LIVELY: Hey, Penn?
PENN BADGLEY: Yes?
BLAKE: I need to talk to you. It's really important.
PENN: Awesome. Text away. I'm ready.
BLAKE: No, I mean, I'm going to use actual words. Uttered out loud.
PENN: Are you sure? My phone is RIGHT here, and maybe we should protect our instruments.
BLAKE: Hush up and listen: I need to know who hates me.
PENN: ... Can you be more specific?
BLAKE: FUNNY. I mean, seriously, who is it on this show that hates me? Is it Josh Schwartz? The writers? The wardrobe department? Taylor Momsen? WHO IS IT?
PENN: Why do you think people hate you?
BLAKE: LOOK AT THIS THING. I'm wearing a sofa cushion over a romper with Robin Hood booties. If I stole from the rich and tried to give to the poor in this stupid thing, the poor would be like, "Girl, PLEASE, we're not taking anything from someone who doesn't understand how shorts fit."
PENN: They're kind of tight on you, I guess.
BLAKE: And check out what they do when I walk.
PENN: Oh, I see. The crotch dromedary strikes again.
BLAKE: Stop being stupid Dan Humphrey for a second and speak in real words.
PENN: Camel toe. You have camel toe.
BLAKE: And I swear, the sofa cushion totally looks like it shrank in the wash from this angle. I HATE MY LIFE.
PENN: It's just one outfit, though.
BLAKE: Is it? IS IT? THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?!?
PENN: Whoa. Nice tablecloth! Are you pregnant?
BLAKE: NO!!!!
PENN: That's not your best look, honey.
BLAKE: I KNOW. I KNOW THAT.
PENN: Why would you even put that on?
BLAKE: BECAUSE I AM A PROFESSIONAL. BUT I AM TELLING YOU THESE PEOPLE HATE ME.
PENN: I'm starting to think you are right. Also, we totally could've texted this whole conversation -- your phone has caps lock.
BLAKE: I#%&*^@$
PENN: Never mind.
BLAKE: NO!!!!
PENN: That's not your best look, honey.
BLAKE: I KNOW. I KNOW THAT.
PENN: Why would you even put that on?
BLAKE: BECAUSE I AM A PROFESSIONAL. BUT I AM TELLING YOU THESE PEOPLE HATE ME.
PENN: I'm starting to think you are right. Also, we totally could've texted this whole conversation -- your phone has caps lock.
BLAKE: I#%&*^@$
PENN: Never mind.
