Oh, Yvonne. I feel like dressing you should be the easiest job in the world. I mean, look at yourself:
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You're slim, you're gorgeous, you've got muscles but you're not flirting with the same East German Bodybuilder aesthetic that, say, Madonna is romancing right now. There is no need for you to wear shirts that are see-through on the red carpet. Someone, somewhere, could probably find you something in a fabric that HIDES your bra instead of making it your most noticeable accessory.
Well, except maybe for those shoes. I admit, I'm intrigued. I'd like to see them again, perhaps with something that doesn't have a whiff of wardrobe malfunction about it. Could you work on that for me? Also, make someone bring Chuck back early, because I don't want to wait until March. Oh, and I need Jeffster to play a baptism. Can you ask? Thanks so much.
But let's start with salvaging the shoes and buying shirts with a thicker ply than airport toilet paper.
[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]
You're slim, you're gorgeous, you've got muscles but you're not flirting with the same East German Bodybuilder aesthetic that, say, Madonna is romancing right now. There is no need for you to wear shirts that are see-through on the red carpet. Someone, somewhere, could probably find you something in a fabric that HIDES your bra instead of making it your most noticeable accessory.
Well, except maybe for those shoes. I admit, I'm intrigued. I'd like to see them again, perhaps with something that doesn't have a whiff of wardrobe malfunction about it. Could you work on that for me? Also, make someone bring Chuck back early, because I don't want to wait until March. Oh, and I need Jeffster to play a baptism. Can you ask? Thanks so much.
But let's start with salvaging the shoes and buying shirts with a thicker ply than airport toilet paper.
